The Perfect Woman...... [NSFW] - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

DaveOrion · 07-23-2007, 03:03 PM

This is just for fun.....not to be taken seriously....I dont care for golf anyway....

Willravel · 07-23-2007, 03:16 PM

Plan9 · 07-23-2007, 03:18 PM

Real men change their own oil.

telekinetic · 07-23-2007, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by willravel

NSFW

Wow, +1 to that. Unlabled NSFW =

/at work

Brewmaniac · 07-24-2007, 06:44 AM

"Your so sexy when your hungover"

Every mans fantasy!

DaveOrion · 07-24-2007, 07:19 AM

This one is too funny.......

clifclav · 07-24-2007, 09:13 AM

The second one was funnier. thanks

jorgelito · 07-24-2007, 07:06 PM

That was awesome!! Why is this NSFW?

Ilow · 07-24-2007, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jorgelito

That was awesome!! Why is this NSFW?

probably the provocatively dressed hottie, but maybe it's just me. Both are pretty funny, by the way.

Kadath · 07-25-2007, 06:44 AM

I like the second one as well.

DaveOrion · 07-25-2007, 09:39 AM

Midnight · 08-15-2007, 01:44 PM

why in the world was this labeled NSFW? I'm a woman... I think its hilarious! Like you men dont think/know that we gals have a list like this for you?
HAHAHAHA
dont worry - we know most of you read this nodding and agreeing. its ok. we dont mind. (at least the ones of us with common sense dont mind...lol)

Thanks for the laugh

DaveOrion · 08-15-2007, 02:13 PM

Please post the list for the perfect guy Midnight, I need a laugh!

Jaysm · 08-28-2007, 12:23 AM

No 25 is a must me thinks.

waltert · 08-30-2007, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin

Real men change their own oil.

that was one of the things that alarmed me as well.

that, and some douche was way too obsessed with golf, a retiree's sport.

DaveOrion · 11-14-2007, 04:26 PM

This seemed to fit well here......

loganmule · 11-14-2007, 10:07 PM

lots of laughs in OP and subsequent comments. thanks all.

nrclark · 11-25-2007, 09:30 PM

Essellent ! thanks

07-23-2007, 03:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
DaveOrion Playing With Fire Location: Disaster Area	The Perfect Woman...... [NSFW] This is just for fun.....not to be taken seriously....I dont care for golf anyway.... __________________ *Syriana...have you ever tried liquid MDMA?....Liquid MDMA? No....Arash, when you wanna do this?.....After prayer... Last edited by DaveOrion; 07-23-2007 at 04:13 PM..*

07-23-2007, 03:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Real men change their own oil. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

07-24-2007, 06:44 AM	#5 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	"Your so sexy when your hungover" Every mans fantasy! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

07-24-2007, 07:19 AM	#6 (permalink)
DaveOrion Playing With Fire Location: Disaster Area	This one is too funny....... __________________ *Syriana*...have you ever tried liquid MDMA?....Liquid MDMA? No....Arash, when you wanna do this?.....After prayer...

07-24-2007, 09:13 AM	#7 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	The second one was funnier. thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

07-23-2007, 03:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	NSFW

07-24-2007, 07:06 PM	#8 (permalink)
jorgelito All important elusive independent swing voter... Location: People's Republic of KKKalifornia	That was awesome!! Why is this NSFW?

07-25-2007, 06:44 AM	#10 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	I like the second one as well. __________________ it's quiet in here

07-25-2007, 09:39 AM	#11 (permalink)
DaveOrion Playing With Fire Location: Disaster Area	__________________ *Syriana*...have you ever tried liquid MDMA?....Liquid MDMA? No....Arash, when you wanna do this?.....After prayer...

08-15-2007, 01:44 PM	#12 (permalink)
Midnight Banned Location: Chicago's western burbs	why in the world was this labeled NSFW? I'm a woman... I think its hilarious! Like you men dont think/know that we gals have a list like this for you? HAHAHAHA dont worry - we know most of you read this nodding and agreeing. its ok. we dont mind. (at least the ones of us with common sense dont mind...lol) Thanks for the laugh

08-15-2007, 02:13 PM	#13 (permalink)
DaveOrion Playing With Fire Location: Disaster Area	Please post the list for the perfect guy Midnight, I need a laugh! __________________ *Syriana*...have you ever tried liquid MDMA?....Liquid MDMA? No....Arash, when you wanna do this?.....After prayer...

08-28-2007, 12:23 AM	#14 (permalink)
Jaysm Upright	No 25 is a must me thinks.

11-14-2007, 04:26 PM	#16 (permalink)
DaveOrion Playing With Fire Location: Disaster Area	This seemed to fit well here...... __________________ *Syriana*...have you ever tried liquid MDMA?....Liquid MDMA? No....Arash, when you wanna do this?.....After prayer...

11-14-2007, 10:07 PM	#17 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	lots of laughs in OP and subsequent comments. thanks all.

11-25-2007, 09:30 PM	#18 (permalink)
nrclark Tilted Location: Canada	Essellent ! thanks