Brewmaniac

As part of the admission procedure in the hospital where I work, I ask
the patients if they are allergic to anything. If they are, I get busy
and print it on an allergy band placed on the patient's wrists.

Once when I asked an elderly woman if she had any allergies, she said
she couldn't eat bananas. Imagine my surprise when a few hours later a
very irate young man marches himself up to the nurses' station and
demands,

"Alright now, which one of you has labeled my mother 'bananas'?

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SirLance

Now THAT'S funny!

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Acetylene

hahaha! I will be retelling this one.

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Nimetic

I really liked that... Nice.

So how many patients have bracelets that say "Nuts".