One day in the furniture store.
 

A lady walks into a Furniture Store. She browses around, then spots the perfect leather sofa and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns back, sure enough, there standing next to her is a salesman.
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely leather sofa?"
He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price."

84 views and no responses? Well, I laughed out loud. Of course, I have a sick sense of humor...

hehe, not bad. i likes the toilet humor myself.

saw it coming, but still a good way to start my day :)

I liked it

Good one. Could be applied to any purchasing experience.

funny stuff!

Hilarious, dude that was a great joke. Thanks for posting it.

Bwa ha ha!!!!

Potty humor. My favorite.

worth sharing for sure!

Excellent! I work in a furniture store =)

I heard the same thing with a BMW or some fancy car. Still funny.

very nicely bad