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biggilo · 06-19-2007, 04:30 AM

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her
17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing.

"Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."

As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you swallow?"

"No!" she shrieked, aghast.

So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her.

"Do you screw?" he asked.

"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too.

The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor.

"I swallow! I screw!" she screamed in panic.

"Slut!" he said, and dropped her

Jetée · 06-19-2007, 04:32 AM

hehehe

That is one of my all-time favorite jokes! A classic that rarely gets old, and would be a hell of a sight to see in real-life.

(though someone does die at the end

)

Shauk · 06-19-2007, 04:34 AM

so she died cuz she sucks at life and lied about it.

/point and laugh

06-19-2007, 04:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
biggilo Upright	What a way to go.. A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die." As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you swallow?" "No!" she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked. "Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I swallow! I screw!" she screamed in panic. "Slut!" he said, and dropped her __________________ Free Porn many different categories, updated daily

06-19-2007, 04:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	hehehe That is one of my all-time favorite jokes! A classic that rarely gets old, and would be a hell of a sight to see in real-life. (though someone does die at the end ) __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

06-19-2007, 04:34 AM	#3 (permalink)
Shauk Confused Adult Location: Spokane, WA	so she died cuz she sucks at life and lied about it. /point and laugh