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Brewmaniac · 06-10-2007, 03:12 AM

Damn Tractor
A farmer has three sons.

One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car.

His father says, "Son, come with me."

He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor and says, "That tractor is needed here on the farm and I promise that as soon as it's paid for, we'll get you a car."

The boy was not too happy but he did understand that situation and said, "Okay, Dad."

A week later, his second son (10 years old) approaches him wanting a new two-wheel bicycle.

Well, he gets the same excuse . "as soon as that tractor is paid for . . "

Shortly, a few days later, son number 3, his youngest, comes bugging him for a tricycle.

Again, ol' Dad gives him the lecture about the tractor being paid for first.

While leaving the barn, the young boy, more than a little disgusted with the whole thing, sees a rooster mating with one of the hens and promptly goes over and kicks the rooster smooth off the hen's back, mumbling to himself the whole time.

His dad says, "Son, why on earth would you do something like that? He didn't do anything to you to deserve that!"

The little boy looks his Dad right square in the eye and says, "Hey, nobody rides anything around here until that damn tractor is paid for

SirLance · 06-10-2007, 09:16 PM

Hysterical! Good one, Brew!

Carno · 06-10-2007, 10:09 PM

Haha! Hilarious.

Lady Sage · 06-11-2007, 05:03 AM

Oh, shit! I dont think I would be able to keep from laughing if my kid said that. Hahahahaha!

06-10-2007, 03:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Damn Tractor Damn Tractor A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car. His father says, "Son, come with me." He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor and says, "That tractor is needed here on the farm and I promise that as soon as it's paid for, we'll get you a car." The boy was not too happy but he did understand that situation and said, "Okay, Dad." A week later, his second son (10 years old) approaches him wanting a new two-wheel bicycle. Well, he gets the same excuse . "as soon as that tractor is paid for . . " Shortly, a few days later, son number 3, his youngest, comes bugging him for a tricycle. Again, ol' Dad gives him the lecture about the tractor being paid for first. While leaving the barn, the young boy, more than a little disgusted with the whole thing, sees a rooster mating with one of the hens and promptly goes over and kicks the rooster smooth off the hen's back, mumbling to himself the whole time. His dad says, "Son, why on earth would you do something like that? He didn't do anything to you to deserve that!" The little boy looks his Dad right square in the eye and says, "Hey, nobody rides anything around here until that damn tractor is paid for __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

06-10-2007, 09:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Hysterical! Good one, Brew! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

06-10-2007, 10:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	Haha! Hilarious. __________________ http://how-to-spell-ridiculous.com/

06-11-2007, 05:03 AM	#4 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Oh, shit! I dont think I would be able to keep from laughing if my kid said that. Hahahahaha! __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.