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cchris 06-14-2003 07:44 PM

Dear old Miss Bee.
 
Miss Bee was in her 80s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in spring, and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young priest noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of the organ, filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom! Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity! Surely Miss Bee had flipped... or something! But he certainly couldn't mention the strange sight in her parlor.

When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no longer. "Miss Bee," he said, pointing to the bowl, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" "Oh yes," she replied. "Isn't that wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall, and I found this little package. It said to put it on your organ and keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know, I think it's working! I haven't had a cold all winter."

DEI37 06-15-2003 04:19 AM

Now THAT is damn funny. I love it.

Flesh 06-15-2003 06:35 AM

rofl

Merlocke 07-14-2003 10:18 PM

Sweet - never heard that one before... and I've been collecting internet jokes since the days of BBS's

Peetster 07-15-2003 04:06 AM

That's funny, thanks.

CSflim 07-15-2003 10:17 AM

sweet old dear!

PayUp 07-15-2003 04:59 PM

gotta love the inosense.

mag7chris 07-15-2003 07:21 PM

good one

silverback 07-15-2003 10:48 PM

great one...thanks

LittleOralAnnie 07-16-2003 06:26 PM

That was hilarious. I'll have to remember that one

clifclav 07-17-2003 11:10 AM

Very Clever One. Thanks. I will tell that one a few times.


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