A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker get captured by cannibals
 

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker get captured by cannibals.
The Chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot and cook you, then we'll eat you, and then we'll use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief gives him a sword, the Frenchman cries "Vive la France!" and runs himself through.
The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief hands him a gun, the Englishman points it at his head saying "God save the Queen!", and blows his brains out.
The New Yorker says "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over; the stomach, sides, chest, everywhere. There's blood gushing all over the place, it's horrible.
The chief is appalled and asks, "God almighty, what are you doing?"
The New Yorker sneers and says, "So much for your canoe, you stupid fuck!"

Heard this before...it's a good one. Thanks for the laugh.

hahaha, good one!

Yeah, one of my favorite jokes. Heard it before, but thanks for the effort!

hahaha...nice one

Damn Nice Joke :)

Hahaha. What a way to go down! Great joke

An oldie but still funny

That is classic NY. That reminds me of the comedian who used to do a routine about New Yorkers. One of the lines was "Ever seen a New Yorker give mouth to mouth ressucitation?"

Then he looks down at the floor, and in his best Brooklyn accents shouts: "GET UP, BEFORE YOU FUCKIN' DIE!"