05-10-2007, 08:30 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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retirement planning
Retirement Planning...
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth 49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00 Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan Drink tonight, for tomorrow's profit.
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05-10-2007, 09:47 AM | #2 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Pats country
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that is a tiny bit sad, but damn freakin funny. By the way, when will that deposit amount go up, it's been the same since I was in elementary school using cans to buy Charlston Chews!
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