Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community  

Go Back   Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community > Interests > Tilted Humor


 
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 05-10-2007, 08:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
 
Sion's Avatar
 
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
retirement planning

Retirement Planning...

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it
would now be worth 49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum
recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.


It's called the 401-Keg Plan

Drink tonight, for tomorrow's profit.
__________________
He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...
Sion is offline  
Old 05-10-2007, 09:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Ilow's Avatar
 
Location: Pats country
that is a tiny bit sad, but damn freakin funny. By the way, when will that deposit amount go up, it's been the same since I was in elementary school using cans to buy Charlston Chews!
__________________
"Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about"
--Sam Harris
Ilow is offline  
Old 05-10-2007, 11:07 AM   #3 (permalink)
Transfer Agent
 
troit's Avatar
 
Location: NYC
I guess with that - its time to crack open my first beer.
__________________
I've yet to dephile myself...
troit is offline  
 

Tags
planning, retirement


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 12:00 AM.

Tilted Forum Project

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47