New Device from Apple: iBreast - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Sticky · 04-05-2007, 05:32 AM

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed
a computer chip that can store and play music in
women's breast implants.

The iBreast will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because
women are always complaining about men staring
at their breasts and not listening to them.

Siege · 04-05-2007, 10:14 AM

Hehe, that made me chuckle

nrclark · 04-06-2007, 02:24 PM

LOL ... no, really ... i did!

MexicanOnABike · 04-06-2007, 03:02 PM

can we get a visual of this product? ehh?

newtx · 04-07-2007, 03:10 AM

I'm listening.........................

Charlatan · 04-07-2007, 03:30 AM

I just find myself using the scroll wheel to look at the playlist... I just can't help myself.

Brewmaniac · 04-07-2007, 08:08 AM

Great joke!

What's next the idick?

A dildo that really makes a woman feel the mood!

ngdawg · 04-07-2007, 08:15 AM

My breasts' playlist:
Fallen-Staind
Bigger Than My Body-John Mayer
Possession-Sarah McLachlan
Wreck of the Day-Anna Nalick
Wish You Were Here-Pink Floyd
Bad-U2
Lowrider-ZZTop
Yesterday-Beatles
Help!-Beatles
Let It Loose-Rolling Stones
Loss of Control-Van Halen
Friends In Low Places-Garth Brooks

Sion · 04-10-2007, 03:55 PM

all iBreasts come preloaded with Joe Walsh's "I Like Big Tits"

04-05-2007, 10:14 AM	#2 (permalink)
Siege is a tiger Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada	Hehe, that made me chuckle __________________ "Your name's Geek? Do you know the origin of the term? A geek is someone who bites the heads off chickens at a circus. I would never let you suck my dick with a name like Geek" --Kevin Smith This part just makes my posts easier to find

04-06-2007, 03:02 PM	#4 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	can we get a visual of this product? ehh? __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

04-07-2007, 03:30 AM	#6 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I just find myself using the scroll wheel to look at the playlist... I just can't help myself. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

04-07-2007, 08:08 AM	#7 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Great joke! What's next the idick? A dildo that really makes a woman feel the mood! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

04-07-2007, 08:15 AM	#8 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	My breasts' playlist: Fallen-Staind Bigger Than My Body-John Mayer Possession-Sarah McLachlan Wreck of the Day-Anna Nalick Wish You Were Here-Pink Floyd Bad-U2 Lowrider-ZZTop Yesterday-Beatles Help!-Beatles Let It Loose-Rolling Stones Loss of Control-Van Halen Friends In Low Places-Garth Brooks __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

04-05-2007, 05:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
Sticky	New Device from Apple: iBreast Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBreast will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. __________________ Sticky The Stickman

04-06-2007, 02:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
nrclark Tilted Location: Canada	LOL ... no, really ... i did!

04-07-2007, 03:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
newtx Addict	I'm listening.........................

04-10-2007, 03:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	all iBreasts come preloaded with Joe Walsh's "I Like Big Tits" __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...