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Brewmaniac · 02-10-2007, 07:47 PM

Once upon a time

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in a land far away,

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a beautiful, independent,

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self-assured princess

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happened upon a frog as she sat

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contemplating ecological issues
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on the shores of an unpolluted pond

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in a verdant meadow near her castle.

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The frog hopped into the princess' lap

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and said: " Elegant Lady,

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I was once a handsome prince,

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until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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One kiss from you, however,

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and I will turn back

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into the dapper, young prince that I am

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and then, my sweet, we can marry

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and set up housekeeping in your castle

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with my mother,

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where you can prepare my meals,

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clean my clothes, bear my children,

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and forever feel

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grateful and happy doing so. "
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That night,
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as the princess dined sumptuously
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on lightly sauteed frog legs
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seasoned in a white wine
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and onion cream sauce,
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she chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't freakin think so

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 02-10-2007, 08:04 PM

And she lived happily ever after...

Glad

Lady Sage · 02-12-2007, 08:14 AM

Amen sister princess!

maleficent · 02-12-2007, 08:19 AM

this has to be one of my all time favorite fairy tales

SirLance · 02-18-2007, 10:13 PM

That is awesome! Good one, Brew!

02-10-2007, 07:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Fairy Tale Once upon a time ~~~~~~~~ in a land far away, ~~~~~~~~ a beautiful, independent, ~~~~~~~~ self-assured princess ~~~~~~~~ happened upon a frog as she sat ~~~~~~~~ contemplating ecological issues ~~~~~~~~ on the shores of an unpolluted pond ~~~~~~~~ in a verdant meadow near her castle. ~~~~~~~~ The frog hopped into the princess' lap ~~~~~~~~ and said: " Elegant Lady, ~~~~~~~~ I was once a handsome prince, ~~~~~~~~ until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. ~~~~~~~~ One kiss from you, however, ~~~~~~~~ and I will turn back ~~~~~~~~ into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~ and then, my sweet, we can marry ~~~~~~~~ and set up housekeeping in your castle ~~~~~~~~ with my mother, ~~~~~~~~ where you can prepare my meals, ~~~~~~~~ clean my clothes, bear my children, ~~~~~~~~ and forever feel ~~~~~~~~ grateful and happy doing so. " ~~~~~~~~ That night, ~~~~~~~~ as the princess dined sumptuously ~~~~~~~~ on lightly sauteed frog legs ~~~~~~~~ seasoned in a white wine ~~~~~~~ and onion cream sauce, ~~~~~~~~ she chuckled and thought to herself: ~~~~~~~~ I don't freakin think so __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

02-10-2007, 08:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	And she lived happily ever after... Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

02-12-2007, 08:14 AM	#3 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Amen sister princess! __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

02-12-2007, 08:19 AM	#4 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	this has to be one of my all time favorite fairy tales __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

02-18-2007, 10:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	That is awesome! Good one, Brew! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.