nrclark

In the airport restroom ...

I was barely sitting down when
I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the
restroom but I don't know what got into me,
so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says, "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking
this is too bizarre so I say:"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying
to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too
weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end
the conversation. I tell them"No.......I'm a little busy
right now!!!" Then I hear the person say
nervously... "Listen, I'll have to call you
back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps
answering all my questions ...

Carno

Ahahahahahahahahaha....

Bill O'Rights

Are you kidding me? Of course shit like this has happened to me. Especially with the popularity of Bluetooth.

Damn things.

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CSflim

My grandmother used to do this all the time whenever someone was on the phone. She had Alzheimer's.

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Brewmaniac

Funny stuff! Thanks

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