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Brewmaniac · 01-30-2007, 02:51 PM

To: All Commands
Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts

Ref: ComMidEastFor Inst 16134//24 K

All commanders promulgate upon receipt. The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East:

"Eat Pork Or Die" [both English and Arabic versions]

"Shrine Busters" [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]

"Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy" [Both English and Arabic versions]

"Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more." [Both English and Arabic

versions]

The road to Paradise begins with me." [Mostly Arabic versions but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs]

Guns don't kill people. I kill people." [Both Arabic and English versions]

"Pork. The other white meat.' [Arabic version]

"Infidel" [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]

The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this directive.

The following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message:

"Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range At 0800 Daily."

"Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?"

All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt.

absorbentishe · 01-31-2007, 08:00 AM

These are sooo tasteless, but funny!!

feelgood · 01-31-2007, 11:16 AM

Would like to see some of those shirts

Lady Sage · 01-31-2007, 12:52 PM

Amen! Where can I get me some of those? ...I wonder if t-shirt hell has some?

SirLance · 02-02-2007, 05:59 PM

Sign me up!

Nutt Johnson · 02-02-2007, 07:04 PM

I always like the "Major League Infidel" shirt.

http://www.cryeprecision.com/categor...art=&priceend=

01-30-2007, 02:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	RECENT ORDERS TO TROOPS IN IRAQ. To: All Commands Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts Ref: ComMidEastFor Inst 16134//24 K All commanders promulgate upon receipt. The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East: "Eat Pork Or Die" [both English and Arabic versions] "Shrine Busters" [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.] "Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy" [Both English and Arabic versions] "Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more." [Both English and Arabic versions] The road to Paradise begins with me." [Mostly Arabic versions but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs] Guns don't kill people. I kill people." [Both Arabic and English versions] "Pork. The other white meat.' [Arabic version] "Infidel" [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.] The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this directive. The following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message: "Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range At 0800 Daily." "Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?" All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt. __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

01-31-2007, 11:16 AM	#3 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	Would like to see some of those shirts __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

01-31-2007, 12:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Amen! Where can I get me some of those? ...I wonder if t-shirt hell has some? __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

02-02-2007, 05:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Sign me up! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-31-2007, 08:00 AM	#2 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	These are sooo tasteless, but funny!!

02-02-2007, 07:04 PM	#6 (permalink)
Nutt Johnson Tilted	I always like the "Major League Infidel" shirt. http://www.cryeprecision.com/categor...art=&priceend=