Whoever thought Koalas were nice ...... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

homerhop · 06-11-2003, 07:16 AM

A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight. She has multiple orgasms!!!
After 3 hours he stops, comes all over her tummy, gets up and puts on his little koala clothes.
The woman is hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion. "Oh God, that was great! Now I need my money." The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs.
Then the hooker says, "No, I need my money. I'm a hooker and this is how I make a living."
The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his clothes.
Then the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf, grabs a dictionary and thumbs through it to "hooker." She hands it to the koala bear and it reads :"HOOKER: person who has sex for money."
Then the koala bear turns the page to "koala bear" and walks out the door.
The hooker reads: "KOALA BEAR: Eats Bush, shoots, and Leaves."

Flesh · 06-11-2003, 06:22 PM

lol.. i love koala bears

grumpyolddude · 06-11-2003, 08:53 PM

So, I'm a Koala Bear, eh?

merkerguitars · 06-11-2003, 10:19 PM

nice

jwoody · 06-12-2003, 01:08 AM

Heard it before with Panda bear as the subject. Still funny though.

opentocomments · 06-12-2003, 12:50 PM

That was very funny

txgirl · 06-12-2003, 12:59 PM

Very good!

Destrox · 06-13-2003, 05:19 AM

Very well played joke, good

cchris · 06-13-2003, 06:51 AM

REMINDS ME OF THIS

With thanks to

Macheath

Peetster · 06-13-2003, 07:32 AM

Very funny, thanks.

oblar · 06-13-2003, 07:59 AM

ahh i remember the first time i heard this joke

Is still funny even through all this time.

06-11-2003, 07:16 AM	#1 (permalink)
homerhop Insane Location: ÉIRE	Whoever thought Koalas were nice ...... A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight. She has multiple orgasms!!! After 3 hours he stops, comes all over her tummy, gets up and puts on his little koala clothes. The woman is hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion. "Oh God, that was great! Now I need my money." The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs. Then the hooker says, "No, I need my money. I'm a hooker and this is how I make a living." The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his clothes. Then the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf, grabs a dictionary and thumbs through it to "hooker." She hands it to the koala bear and it reads :"HOOKER: person who has sex for money." Then the koala bear turns the page to "koala bear" and walks out the door. The hooker reads: "KOALA BEAR: Eats Bush, shoots, and Leaves." __________________ its evolution baby

06-11-2003, 08:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	So, I'm a Koala Bear, eh? __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

06-11-2003, 10:19 PM	#4 (permalink)
merkerguitars Buffering......... Location: Wisconsin...	nice __________________ Donate now! Ask me How! Please use the search function it is your friend. Look at my mustang please feel free to comment! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26985

06-12-2003, 01:08 AM	#5 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	Heard it before with Panda bear as the subject. Still funny though. __________________ .

06-12-2003, 12:50 PM	#6 (permalink)
opentocomments Psycho Location: St. Louis	That was very funny __________________ How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?

06-11-2003, 06:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	lol.. i love koala bears

06-12-2003, 12:59 PM	#7 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	Very good!

06-13-2003, 05:19 AM	#8 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	Very well played joke, good __________________ You bore me.... next.

06-13-2003, 06:51 AM	#9 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	REMINDS ME OF THIS With thanks to Macheath __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery Last edited by cchris; 06-13-2003 at 06:54 AM..

06-13-2003, 07:32 AM	#10 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	Very funny, thanks.

06-13-2003, 07:59 AM	#11 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	ahh i remember the first time i heard this joke Is still funny even through all this time. __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush