Brewmaniac

Chuck was always shy with girls. One evening, he got his best friend, Bob,
to go with him to a singles bar. Bob, being very experienced, was supposed
to help Chuck in his quest for female companionship, and sexual
companionship.

One sweet young thing in the room noticed Chuck, thought he was cute, and
decided to make contact with him. Since she was a little shy, she could not
just go up to him, but had to use gestures.

"Bob," Chuck said. "That girl over there is giving me the eye. What should I
do?"

"Give her the eye back," replied Bob. So Chuck, as best as he could, gave
her the eye. A few moments passed.

"Bob," said Chuck, now getting rather excited. "She's smiling at me. What do
I do?"

"Smile back," was the reply. So Chuck, trying to appear cool and calm,
smiled back. A few more moments passed.

"Bob! ! I" exclaimed Chuck. "My God. She bent over and showed me her tits.
Now what do I do?"

"Show her your nuts," Bob calmly replied.

So Chuck turned toward the girl, stuck his thumbs in his ears, and waving
his fingers stuck out his tongue, and wiggling it, exclaimed, "Bluble,
bluble, bluble!"


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This is really stupid but it made me laugh!

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maleficent

giggle giggle giggle

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KellyC

*groannnnns*

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

DEI37

Definitely a groaner! Still good for a thanks, though!

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nrclark

that brings back memories .... its been around since i was a young'n ... thanks!

Daniel_

love it.

That goes with the old:

"Two Nuns are attacked by a vampire - the first says to the second "Quick, show him yer cross", so the second nun goes "Oi! You! Draculla - Fuck Off and Leave Us Alone you wanker!"

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WoundLicker

hahahaha. i would have shown her im nuts aswell

SirLance

Cyrano.... what do I say now? Funny!

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