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01-23-2007, 02:40 PM
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Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
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The Cork
The Cork
Two friends are in a locker room taking a shower after their tennis game in Melbourne , when one notices that the other has a huge cork stuck in his arse. If you do not mind me saying," stated the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?" I regret I cannot", lamented the first man. "It is permanently stuck in my arse." "I do not understand," said the other. The first man says, "I was walking along Russell Street And I tripped over this fucking oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old bloke wrapped in an Australian Flag, with a white beard and Akubra hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Captain Ozzie, the Genie. I can grant you one wish." So I said......, "No shit?"
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Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd |
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01-24-2007, 06:01 AM
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Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Yikes, nothing like a sarcastic genie!
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