SirLance

With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the church, the minister asked Brother Ralph to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to live with the same woman all these years.

The husband shyly stood and turned to the audience: "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions."

The minister inquired, "Trips to where?"

"Well," the man says, "for our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China."

An appreciative murmer went up in the congregation.

The minister then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands, Ralph. Please tell the bretheren what you're going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary?"

"Big plans!" he said with a smile. "I'm headin' back to Beijing to pick her up!"

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healer

lol. Didn't see that one coming.

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Destrox

Hehe, this is to be shared indeed.

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Sharon

Hahahaha! Excellent.

tfpfreak

Bahahaha! Checking flights to Beijing as we speak...

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Daniel_

Like it.

Shoulda done that with the ex-w

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nrclark

absolutely PERFECT !!

drag0nmanes

Haha, thats a good one.