Willy

A farm boy went to the fair with his father and their prize rooster. The farmer wanted to go get drunk, so the kid was stuck guarding the rooster, but he kept looking across the midway at the girly show tent and was overcome with curiosity about what was going on in there. Finally he couldn't resist it, and just shoved the rooster down the front of his overalls and went to the show.

Inside a woman tapped her boyfriend and whispered, "Honey, the man next to me has unzipped his pants and his...you know what is out".

The man just smiled and said "Don't worry, you've seen those things before".

"Yes," replied the woman, "but this one is eating my cracker jacks."

Brewmaniac

This is clever and funny, thanks!

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SirLance

Oh, very good. I'll have to share!

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Daniel_

That joke works so much better if the woman says "his cock is showing"...

Nice one though.

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Sharon

Particularly apt as the joke was posted by Willy.

Thanks!