Brewmaniac

This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers to 5 really
important Questions:

Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".

Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under."

Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q5. WHY DO WOMEN RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

Now, you know everything you need to know

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"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

Lady Sage

Q6. WHAT DO YOU CALL YOUR WIFE AND MOTHER-IN-LAW IN YOUR CAR?
A: Dual air bags.

Great jokes!

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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

Sultana

Q7: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENTCE BETWEEN A BONUS AND A PENIS?
A: You know your wife will blow your bonus.

:P

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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath.
At night, the ice weasels come." -

Matt Groening

My goal? To fulfill my potential.

loganmule

good ones, which I'll look forward to sharing with the guys at the office