Brewmaniac

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_ ____ 1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
_ ______ Bad: It's triplets.
_ ______ Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.
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_ ______ 2. Good: Your wife is not talking to you.
_ ______ Bad: She wants a divorce.
_ ______ Ugly: She is a Lawyer.
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_ ______ 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
_ ______ Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
_ ______ Ugly: So are you
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_ ______ 4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
_ ______ Bad: You find_ porn movies hidden there.
_ ______ Ugly: You're in them.
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_ ______ 5. Good:_ You and hubby agree, no more kids.
_ ______ Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
_ ______ Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter has them.
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_ ______ 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
_ ______ Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
_ ______ Ugly: He looks better than you.
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_ ______ 7. Good: You give "the talk" to your daughter.
_ ______ Bad: She keeps interrupting.
_ ______ Ugly: With corrections.
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_ ______ 8. Good: The postman's early.
_ ______ Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a gun.
_ ______ Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
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_ ______ 9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
_ ______ Bad: It's another man.
_ ______ Ugly: He's your best friend.
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_ ______ 10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
_ ______ Bad: As a hooker
_ ______ Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
_ ______ Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do.

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Baddflash

ha ha ha! There some real ugly there!

Loki

heheheh... nice ones

Flesh

lol funneh

opentocomments

man that was a great movie love the backround music in it

Oh and ur jokes were good

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txgirl

ouch!

Nisses

héhéhéhé, I like #3

don't ask me why

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