a man go to his doctor.......
 

A man gets a physical from his doctor and when when its time to get the results the doctor tells him to sit down......... "You only have 2 weeks to live", the doc tells him. Wanting a second opinion the man goes to another doctor.....same results. The man starts to sob and ask the doctor is there anything he can do. The doctor tells him to take 2 or 3 mudbaths a day. "That will help me live longer??? " the man asks, hopefully. "No," replies the doctor , " but it will help you get used to the dirt!"