For all you NSW's out there :p
 

Three rugby fans were on their way to the State of Origin game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female, dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the fan from Brisbane took off his Queensland cap and placed it over her right breast.

The second Queensland fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the lone NSW fan took off his Blues cap and placed it over her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the first Queensland cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the second Queensland cap, replaced it and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the NSW cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.

The NSW fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"

"Well," said the officer. "I am surprised. Normally when I look under a NSW hat, I find an asshole".

GO THE MAROONS

QUEENSLANDER !!!!

----------
Not that I follow either side or anything.. just throught I'd let you all see what type of things go on over here while there's an important game on.. some of the things we ozzies come up with eh?

:crazy:

Fucking great joke for us aussies although will be lost on anyone else.

BUT.

That means WAR.

An Englishman wanted to transform himself into an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how he could achieve this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong, but I will need to remove half your brain". "Yeah, that's OK" said the Englishman. "All my life I've wanted to be Irish so I'm prepared to take the risk."
The operation went ahead and sometime later the Englishman awoke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm terribly sorry!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out." The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"
I can adapt to being a "QUEENSLANDER".

hehehehe, nice ones chris and GO


but do you seriously thing the morons... oops, i meant maroons, have any chance of winning this time? :D

Only one sleep to go for the best football on the planet.

WE DONT WEAR HELMETS

hahah u stole that joke from the AFL :P that was our joke originally :)

ROFL at the queenslander joke

I don't know who any of these people are, but I laughed my ass off at both.

nice ones.

hey GoldenOuroboros ...


i don't suppose you got a chance to see the 1st State of origin match that was on tonight?

:D :D

I don't follow it so nerr :p

Lucky for you then
:D

I'm from Melb,, wasn't the State of Origin on wednesday?