Yet another dog in heat joke - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

tekaweni · 11-19-2006, 05:11 PM

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to see dad."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."

He took a rag, soaked it with petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said, "OK, you can go now. Keep Belle on the leash and only go around the block once."

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

SirLance · 11-20-2006, 02:57 PM

Oh, lord, that is FUNNY!

Lady Sage · 11-20-2006, 06:40 PM

Oh, mercy...

Dominic · 11-21-2006, 02:42 AM

howdy can any 1 give me tips on how to teach ma dog to go fetch

iv tryed everything

MoNoXiDe_XXX · 11-21-2006, 12:23 PM

now that is friggin funny

11-19-2006, 05:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Yet another dog in heat joke A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to see dad." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said, "OK, you can go now. Keep Belle on the leash and only go around the block once." The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home." __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

11-20-2006, 02:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Oh, lord, that is FUNNY! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

11-20-2006, 06:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Oh, mercy... __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

11-21-2006, 12:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
MoNoXiDe_XXX Psycho Location: Thunder Bay	now that is friggin funny __________________ ------------------------ I may be ugly, But at least I aint got no money!

11-21-2006, 02:42 AM	#4 (permalink)
Dominic Upright	howdy can any 1 give me tips on how to teach ma dog to go fetch iv tryed everything