Whaddya mean we can't buy beer anymore??? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Warlock! · 11-14-2006, 04:37 AM

My wife told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit drinking.

Then I checked my credit card statement: $65.00 on make-up, $150 for a cut & color, $30 for a manicure, $40 for a pedicure, $50 on vitamins, $300 on clothes and $600 for a gym membership.

I asked her why I had to give up stuff and not her.

She said she needed all those things to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.

Lizra · 11-14-2006, 04:42 AM

Ahahahaha!

I always think twice before ragging my husband about his charge card bloopers.....

Xazy · 11-14-2006, 06:38 PM

lol cute, my wife did not appreciate it as much for some reason

tfpfreak · 11-16-2006, 12:46 PM

HAHAHA! I might have to remember that one.

11-14-2006, 04:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
Warlock! Upright Location: Ohio	Whaddya mean we can't buy beer anymore??? My wife told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I checked my credit card statement: $65.00 on make-up, $150 for a cut & color, $30 for a manicure, $40 for a pedicure, $50 on vitamins, $300 on clothes and $600 for a gym membership. I asked her why I had to give up stuff and not her. She said she needed all those things to look pretty for me. I told her that was what the beer was for. I don't think she's coming back.

11-14-2006, 04:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
Lizra Insane Location: rural Indiana	Ahahahaha! I always think twice before ragging my husband about his charge card bloopers..... __________________ Happy atheist

11-16-2006, 12:46 PM	#4 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	HAHAHA! I might have to remember that one. __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford

11-14-2006, 06:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
Xazy People in masks cannot be trusted Location: NYC	lol cute, my wife did not appreciate it as much for some reason