Whaddya mean we can't buy beer anymore???
 

My wife told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit drinking.

Then I checked my credit card statement: $65.00 on make-up, $150 for a cut & color, $30 for a manicure, $40 for a pedicure, $50 on vitamins, $300 on clothes and $600 for a gym membership.

I asked her why I had to give up stuff and not her.

She said she needed all those things to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.




I don't think she's coming back.

Ahahahaha! :D :p I always think twice before ragging my husband about his charge card bloopers.....:o

lol cute, my wife did not appreciate it as much for some reason ;)

HAHAHA! I might have to remember that one.