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Old 11-09-2006, 02:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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My next birthday cake...possibly nsfw



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Old 11-09-2006, 03:39 AM   #2 (permalink)
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healer, thanks I do believe I'm entitled to a piece of this today!
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Old 11-09-2006, 05:54 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I have this bizzare urge to place a cherry at the apex of the cleft....
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Old 11-09-2006, 10:25 AM   #4 (permalink)
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That's not a cake, that's a pie!
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Old 11-09-2006, 03:35 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Awsome.

No whip cream? No cherry?
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Old 11-09-2006, 03:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Awsome.

No whip cream? No cherry?
I agree ! the first step fo a great meal is to please the eye.
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:06 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I like mine plain, thanks.
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Old 11-13-2006, 07:40 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Awsome.

No whip cream? No cherry?
I'm sure the cherry was taken long ago!
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Old 11-13-2006, 08:28 PM   #9 (permalink)
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i had one of those a couple months ago unfortunately it was too late in the month and there was a disgusting jam filling
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Old 11-14-2006, 04:40 AM   #10 (permalink)
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i had one of those a couple months ago unfortunately it was too late in the month and there was a disgusting jam filling
:barf:

And this thread was going along so well...
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Old 11-14-2006, 05:20 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Awsome.

No whip cream? No cherry?
It's cream filled if that's what you mean.
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Old 11-14-2006, 12:23 PM   #12 (permalink)
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That's not a cake, that's a pie!
True, if it was a cake, wouldn't there be a big ol' candle in it?
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Old 11-14-2006, 12:47 PM   #13 (permalink)
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:barf:

And this thread was going along so well...
You know, I keep trying to find that picture sexy, but all I can think is, "yeast infection!"

Seriously, kids: sugar and the coochie don't mix. Bad scene.

Although "Sugar and The Coochie" would be a great name for a buddy movie.
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Old 11-14-2006, 05:18 PM   #14 (permalink)
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i didnt ruin this post i made it more realistic...sorry to ruin the dream world u live in but pussy isnt always fun to eat
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Old 11-16-2006, 12:54 PM   #15 (permalink)
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i had one of those a couple months ago unfortunately it was too late in the month and there was a disgusting jam filling
I laughed at that. Fortunately my wife warns me if there is a possibility of "jam filling."

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Old 11-16-2006, 01:43 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Haha, I laughed at that too.
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Old 11-16-2006, 07:02 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I'm sure the cherry was taken long ago!
hahahaha nice
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