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Old 10-17-2006, 06:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.

"But we don't know anything about each other!" she said.

"That's all right," he replied, "we'll learn about each other as we go along."

So, she consented and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort.

One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two-and-a-half-tuck gainer, followed by three rotations in a jackknife position, then straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.

"That was incredible!" she said.

"I used to be an Olympic diving champion," he said. "See, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about 50 she climbed back out and lay down on her towel, hardly out of breath.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

"No," she said. "I was a hooker in Portland and I worked both sides of the Willamette River."
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Old 10-17-2006, 06:39 PM   #2 (permalink)
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