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Brewmaniac · 10-15-2006, 12:27 PM

To my darling husband

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately it's not to bad and I didn't get hurt, so don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Cheers, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my Sweetheart.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.

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Lady Sage · 10-15-2006, 12:38 PM

Slightly bent? Bumped?

She needs glasses!!!!

SirLance · 10-15-2006, 03:10 PM

Holy crap! Bye bye vette!

Sage · 10-15-2006, 04:57 PM

How in tha? What in tha?

If it was me i wouldn't know whether to be pissed as hell or just laugh for the rest of my life!

shakran · 10-15-2006, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirLance

Holy crap! Bye bye vette!

Ferarri, actually

healer · 10-15-2006, 08:54 PM

The bike looks unscathed though.

nrclark · 10-26-2006, 11:37 PM

I bet he cant wait to "hold her in his arms" also ....

Carno · 10-31-2006, 07:58 PM

Yeah, that aint no Vette!

timothy4testes · 11-12-2006, 07:35 PM

bahaha that made my day i hate pompous assholes that drive ferraris...if u drive a ferrari im sorry but come on 200k for a car, theres so many more useful ways to spend ur money...such as penis enlargement surgery

Dilbert1234567 · 11-12-2006, 08:33 PM

holy hell!

jbuffett · 11-17-2006, 05:17 PM

Holy crap! Is that a Ferarri with an Arkansas license plate?

10-15-2006, 12:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Oops To my darling husband Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it's not to bad and I didn't get hurt, so don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Cheers, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my Sweetheart. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife. XXX _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son" Last edited by Brewmaniac; 11-02-2006 at 07:18 PM..

10-15-2006, 12:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Slightly bent? Bumped? She needs glasses!!!! __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

10-15-2006, 03:10 PM	#3 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Holy crap! Bye bye vette! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

10-15-2006, 04:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	How in tha? What in tha? If it was me i wouldn't know whether to be pissed as hell or just laugh for the rest of my life! __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

10-31-2006, 07:58 PM	#8 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	Yeah, that aint no Vette! __________________ http://how-to-spell-ridiculous.com/

10-26-2006, 11:37 PM	#7 (permalink)
nrclark Tilted Location: Canada	I bet he cant wait to "hold her in his arms" also ....

11-12-2006, 07:35 PM	#9 (permalink)
timothy4testes Loser	bahaha that made my day i hate pompous assholes that drive ferraris...if u drive a ferrari im sorry but come on 200k for a car, theres so many more useful ways to spend ur money...such as penis enlargement surgery

11-12-2006, 08:33 PM	#10 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	holy hell! __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

11-17-2006, 05:17 PM	#11 (permalink)
jbuffett Tilted	Holy crap! Is that a Ferarri with an Arkansas license plate? __________________ I do blame you for voting for Bush.