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asdf1001 · 06-09-2003, 09:22 AM

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed.

Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.

"Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister.

"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over."

The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.

"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

Stiltzkin · 06-09-2003, 08:36 PM

Since asdf1001 deeply desires comments, I just had to comment on this. I've seen a different version of this before, and it was much shorter, but still worth a laugh

Mitzkrieg · 06-09-2003, 10:14 PM

lol! unf

DelayedReaction · 06-09-2003, 10:20 PM

Damn Home Depot and their stupid rules.

hotzot · 06-09-2003, 11:12 PM

too bad she didn't drop the paint in the window frames and blinds section nobody goes there.

Baddflash · 06-11-2003, 09:26 PM

Cleanup on Isle 15!!!LOL

SirLance · 06-11-2003, 09:49 PM

And why not? All he was doing was driving her home!

Destrox · 06-12-2003, 07:34 AM

lol, that was good

Brewmaniac · 06-12-2003, 07:37 AM

Funny shit! Thanks

bravo49 · 06-12-2003, 10:11 AM

Variation on a theme

mtbiker · 06-12-2003, 10:52 AM

nice
that was good

opentocomments · 06-12-2003, 11:58 AM

how did that story get around soo fast man it was last week

06-09-2003, 09:22 AM	#1 (permalink)
asdf1001 itty bitty titty committee chairman	Abstinence Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either." __________________ Goodbye!

06-09-2003, 08:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Since asdf1001 deeply desires comments, I just had to comment on this. I've seen a different version of this before, and it was much shorter, but still worth a laugh __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 06-09-2003 at 08:38 PM..

06-09-2003, 10:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
DelayedReaction BFG Builder Location: University of Maryland	Damn Home Depot and their stupid rules. __________________ If ignorance is bliss, you must be having an orgasm.

06-09-2003, 11:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	too bad she didn't drop the paint in the window frames and blinds section nobody goes there. __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

06-11-2003, 09:49 PM	#7 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	And why not? All he was doing was driving her home! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

06-09-2003, 10:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mitzkrieg Insane	lol! unf

06-11-2003, 09:26 PM	#6 (permalink)
Baddflash Tilted Location: Great White North	Cleanup on Isle 15!!!LOL

06-12-2003, 07:34 AM	#8 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	lol, that was good __________________ You bore me.... next.

06-12-2003, 07:37 AM	#9 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Funny shit! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

06-12-2003, 10:11 AM	#10 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Variation on a theme

06-12-2003, 10:52 AM	#11 (permalink)
mtbiker Upright	nice that was good

06-12-2003, 11:58 AM	#12 (permalink)
opentocomments Psycho Location: St. Louis	how did that story get around soo fast man it was last week __________________ How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?