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09-24-2006, 08:21 PM
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Alien Anthropologist
Location: Between Boredom and Nirvana
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Happy Rosh Hashanah!
The Catholic girl asks the Jewish girl, "Is this the holiday when you light
the candles?" "No," the Jewish girl replies, "That's Hannukah." The Catholic girl then asks the Jewish girl, "Is that when you eat unleavened bread?" "No," the Jewish girl replies, "That's Passover. Rosh Hashanah is the holiday when we blow the shofar." The Catholic girl replies, "That's what I like about you Jewish people, you're so good to your help." 
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09-25-2006, 09:27 AM
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Free Mars!
Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time
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Took me some time too
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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war |
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09-25-2006, 10:21 AM
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Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Doh! Wow Sage wake up and smell the hummus!
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If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch. |
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