hunnychile

The Catholic girl asks the Jewish girl, "Is this the holiday when you light
the candles?"

"No," the Jewish girl replies, "That's Hannukah."

The Catholic girl then asks the Jewish girl, "Is that when you eat
unleavened bread?"

"No," the Jewish girl replies, "That's Passover. Rosh Hashanah is the
holiday when we blow the shofar."

The Catholic girl replies, "That's what I like about you Jewish people,
you're so good to your help."

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sadistikdreams

Took me a minute, but that's excellent!

feelgood

Took me some time too

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Lady Sage

Doh! Wow Sage wake up and smell the hummus!

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SirLance

Good one! Nice play on words!

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Brewmaniac

Quite clever, nice! Thanks

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