Brewmaniac

A blond gets a new cell phone from her husband.

The next day she goes to Wal-mart and her phone rings, so she answers it.

It was her husband. He says, "How's the new cell phone?"

She replied, "Great...but how did you know I was at Wal-mart?"

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Sage

HEE HEE... is it bad I had to think about it for a second before I got the joke?

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SirLance

Arggh! Ya got me....

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Corneo

What? I don't get it.

Darklight Adept

You must be blonde

get it, he gives her a new phone, then, while she's at walmart he calls to ask her how she likes the new phone. But she doesn't know how he knew to call her at walmart. Cause you know, she doesn't understand that a cell phone works almost anywhere.

Loses alot when ya gotta 'splain it =D

Daniel_

Great.

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Viking1064

I had to reread it too to get it. Good one. Thanks.

nrclark

its funny how for most it takes "a split second" to register ... then it funny as hell !!! ...