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06-08-2003, 05:38 PM
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Junkie
Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero
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A guy goes to his high school class reunion.
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Not having seen anyone in twenty five years he's very curious as to who might show up.
When he gets there, he runs into his old high school sweetheart. They sit down and catch up on old times. "How have you been?" he asks. "I've been fine, just fine," she replies, "I do have some good news and bad news for you, though." "Really?" The guy is worried. "What kind of bad news could you have for me after all these years?" "Well, a few weeks ago I had to have a hysterectomy." "Oh my, that's too bad," the guy says, breathing a sigh of relief. "I'm sorry to hear that. What was the good news?" "The good news is the doctor found your old high school class ring you thought you lost." Glad
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06-09-2003, 06:09 AM
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absolute relativist
Location: D.C.
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violent shudder of disgust. then a chuckle.
I bet she had a hell of a time going through airport security all those years.
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06-09-2003, 07:17 AM
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Dubya
Location: VA
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So that's where it went!
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