"I Think Your The Father Of One Of My Kids" - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

cookmo · 08-07-2006, 09:05 AM

A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at
him saying hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place
where he knows her from, so he says "Do you know me?" to which she
replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching,
while your partner whipped my ass with wet
celery and then stuck a carrot up my ass?"
No, she said... I'm your son's math teacher

Bill O'Rights · 08-07-2006, 09:47 AM

Well....she could've been one and the same. Underpaid teachers need to moonlight, y'know.

Shpoop · 08-07-2006, 03:22 PM

Haha that's pretty funny

Toaster126 · 08-08-2006, 07:59 AM

Ok, I laughed and snorted Kool-aid out my nose and onto just about everything in a two foot radius. I hope you are happy...

Daniel_ · 08-08-2006, 08:12 AM

i like that one.

Redlemon · 08-08-2006, 12:36 PM

I love this joke. I've heard it before, but I forgot about it until I read the title. Thanks for the reminder.

Delvid · 08-08-2006, 12:49 PM

That made my day. Funny stuff.

Brewmaniac · 08-08-2006, 12:50 PM

cookmo, this a classic! Thanks for posting it.

hoobajoo · 08-09-2006, 12:31 PM

hahaha....great joke!

Destrox · 08-09-2006, 01:56 PM

awesome joke, best of all my gf is a teacher. I can use it on her and she'll enjoy it even more.

SirLance · 08-10-2006, 03:11 PM

Piss-your-pants funny! I'll send you my dry cleaning bill.

coyote · 08-13-2006, 08:39 PM

That was a good one!!!

08-07-2006, 09:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
cookmo Insane Location: Ohio	"I Think Your The Father Of One Of My Kids" A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him saying hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says "Do you know me?" to which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my ass?" No, she said... I'm your son's math teacher

08-07-2006, 09:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	Well....she could've been one and the same. Underpaid teachers need to moonlight, y'know. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

08-08-2006, 07:59 AM	#4 (permalink)
Toaster126 Extreme moderation Location: Kansas City, yo.	Ok, I laughed and snorted Kool-aid out my nose and onto just about everything in a two foot radius. I hope you are happy... __________________ "The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand) "The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)

08-08-2006, 08:12 AM	#5 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	i like that one. __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

08-08-2006, 12:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	I love this joke. I've heard it before, but I forgot about it until I read the title. Thanks for the reminder. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

08-07-2006, 03:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	Haha that's pretty funny

08-08-2006, 12:49 PM	#7 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	That made my day. Funny stuff.

08-08-2006, 12:50 PM	#8 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	cookmo, this a classic! Thanks for posting it. __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

08-09-2006, 12:31 PM	#9 (permalink)
hoobajoo Upright	hahaha....great joke!

08-09-2006, 01:56 PM	#10 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	awesome joke, best of all my gf is a teacher. I can use it on her and she'll enjoy it even more. __________________ You bore me.... next.

08-10-2006, 03:11 PM	#11 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Piss-your-pants funny! I'll send you my dry cleaning bill. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-13-2006, 08:39 PM	#12 (permalink)
coyote Tilted	That was a good one!!!