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08-06-2006, 12:41 PM
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big damn hero
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Just another doctor joke
A gorgeous, blonde woman walks into the gynocologist's office one morning. The doctor stares at the woman for a good 5 minutes; stunned by the woman's beauty.
He asks her to disrobe and change into the paper gown hanging by the door. One look at her naked, glistening body, however, and all professionalism goes out the window. He has to have her and he has to have her now. After she's seated, he leans over and begins stroking the inside of her thigh. He runs his hand gently up and down her silky, smooth skin. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" the doctor asks. "Of course," said the blonde, "your checking for abrasions, abnormalities and stuff." "That's right." the doctor replied. Encouraged by her non-chalant response to his first advance, the doctor draws apart the front of her robe and begins to fondle the woman's breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" the doctor asks. "Of course," said the blonde, "breast cancer is serious business; you're checking for lumps because if the earlier breast cancer is caught, the better the prognosis usually is." "That's right." the doctor replied. He decides to throw caution to the wind, drops his pants, pushes her back on the table and mounts her. "Do you," he breathes heavily, "know what I'm doing now?" the doctor asks between grunts. "Of course," said the blonde, "you're getting herpes---which is what I came in here for in the first place."
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07-07-2007, 11:26 AM
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<3 TFP
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damn... hehe
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