The Aging Penis - A Poem - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

maleficent · 08-03-2006, 07:45 AM

My nookie days are over;
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal;
Is now my water spout.

Time was when of its own accord;
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I have a full time job;
To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing;
The way it would behave.
For every single morning;
It would stand and watch me shave.

As old age approaches;
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its withered head;
And watch me tie my shoes

Brewmaniac · 08-03-2006, 08:36 AM

What a depressing poem.

Crack · 08-04-2006, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brewmaniac

What a depressing poem.

Indeed! and, as I am fairly sure Mal has no penis to speak of, I don't think it right for her to make all of us guys feel bad about the inevitable!

Time to give one back to the ladies (I just tried to re-write the orgional poem, sorry for the suckiness

)

My nighty days are over;
My high-beams have burnt out.
What used to be my sex appeal;
now hangs like 2 dead trout.

Time was when of their own accord;
From my blouse they did sprang.
But now I have a full time job;
To direct just were they might hang

It used to be embarrassing;
The way they would behave.
For every single evening;
they would bounce and watch me play.

As old age approaches;
It sure gives me the blues.
To see them hanging there wrinkled
Nipples watching me tie my shoes

maleficent · 08-04-2006, 10:42 AM

NOW that's cute..

cookmo · 08-04-2006, 10:59 AM

Good job Crack!

Dilbert1234567 · 08-04-2006, 12:11 PM

nice one to both crack and mal

Ilow · 08-04-2006, 06:06 PM

much props for crack for riting onthe spot like that. and thanks for Mal too, I think.

flat5 · 08-10-2006, 04:19 AM

I don't tie my shoes.

maleficent · 08-10-2006, 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flat5

I don't tie my shoes.

slip into loafers then?

flat5 · 08-19-2006, 09:51 AM

My point was: the rest apply.

08-03-2006, 07:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	The Aging Penis - A Poem My nookie days are over; My pilot light is out. What used to be my sex appeal; Is now my water spout. Time was when of its own accord; From my trousers it would spring. But now I have a full time job; To find the blasted thing. It used to be embarrassing; The way it would behave. For every single morning; It would stand and watch me shave. As old age approaches; It sure gives me the blues. To see it hang its withered head; And watch me tie my shoes __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

08-03-2006, 08:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	What a depressing poem. __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son" Last edited by Brewmaniac; 08-03-2006 at 12:54 PM..

08-04-2006, 10:42 AM	#4 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	NOW that's cute.. __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

08-04-2006, 12:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	nice one to both crack and mal __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

08-04-2006, 06:06 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ilow Junkie Location: Pats country	much props for crack for riting onthe spot like that. and thanks for Mal too, I think. __________________ "Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about" --Sam Harris

08-04-2006, 10:59 AM	#5 (permalink)
cookmo Insane Location: Ohio	Good job Crack!

08-10-2006, 04:19 AM	#8 (permalink)
flat5 Very Insignificant Pawn Location: Amsterdam, NL	I don't tie my shoes.

08-19-2006, 09:51 AM	#10 (permalink)
flat5 Very Insignificant Pawn Location: Amsterdam, NL	My point was: the rest apply.