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JadziaDax 06-08-2003 05:09 AM

Joke of the Day - June 8
 
A clever elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted, so she told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, an emerald bracelet, and a gold Rolex."

"But you're not wearing any of those things!" the artist pointed out.

"I know," she said. "It's in case I die before my husband. If he remarries right away, I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."

bravo49 06-08-2003 09:01 AM

i like it

TaiModan 06-08-2003 01:18 PM

heh, nice.

Guest007 06-08-2003 02:35 PM

Ooh! JadziaDax, who is that on your avatar? :)


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