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BigBDunk · 06-07-2003, 09:01 AM

St. Peter is standing at the Pearly Gates and a man is before him and asking to come in....St. Peter says "I'll have to check the records to see if you are allowed to come in here"

the man said.."Well just in case I don't make it, could I at least have a tour to see what I might be missing" St. Peter says ..."Certainly"

During the tour, they passed a concrete building with no doors and no windows and with the sound of voices coming from inside.

The man asked St. Peter what was going on.....to which St. Peter replied..."Oh...thats just the Mormons....they think they are the only ones up here!"

TerresqueÜ · 06-07-2003, 08:57 PM

Hahahahahah!!!

Good joke, excellent!

suviko · 06-07-2003, 11:54 PM

A catholic priest died and as he came to the Gates of Heaven, there was another man trying to get in at the same time. He recognized this was a bus driver from his small Italian town and greeted him. The priest knew well this man had a bit of a problem with finding more forgiveness and spirit from a bottle than from his sermons.

Then when St. Peter came to let them in, he first shaked hands with the bus driver and was going to go through the technicalities and introductions with him. The priest gets upset and yells "Hey, but what about me, am I not going first? I was the God's shepard for over 40 years!" St. Peter walked back to him and started explaining in a calm voice: "You see, when you were preaching every Sunday, the whole congregation snored, but when he was driving them to church, everybody prayed".

06-07-2003, 09:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
BigBDunk Upright	oblivious St. Peter is standing at the Pearly Gates and a man is before him and asking to come in....St. Peter says "I'll have to check the records to see if you are allowed to come in here" the man said.."Well just in case I don't make it, could I at least have a tour to see what I might be missing" St. Peter says ..."Certainly" During the tour, they passed a concrete building with no doors and no windows and with the sound of voices coming from inside. The man asked St. Peter what was going on.....to which St. Peter replied..."Oh...thats just the Mormons....they think they are the only ones up here!"

06-07-2003, 08:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hahahahahah!!! Good joke, excellent! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

06-07-2003, 11:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
suviko Banned	A catholic priest died and as he came to the Gates of Heaven, there was another man trying to get in at the same time. He recognized this was a bus driver from his small Italian town and greeted him. The priest knew well this man had a bit of a problem with finding more forgiveness and spirit from a bottle than from his sermons. Then when St. Peter came to let them in, he first shaked hands with the bus driver and was going to go through the technicalities and introductions with him. The priest gets upset and yells "Hey, but what about me, am I not going first? I was the God's shepard for over 40 years!" St. Peter walked back to him and started explaining in a calm voice: "You see, when you were preaching every Sunday, the whole congregation snored, but when he was driving them to church, everybody prayed".