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Hanxter · 06-07-2003, 07:37 AM

One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed to have sex.

"What's that?" he asked.

She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree."

Horrified, she said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show
you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and spread her
legs. "Here," she said, "you must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch.

Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp,
"What the hell did you do that for?"

"Just checking for bees," said Tarzan.

TerresqueÜ · 06-07-2003, 08:47 AM

HAHAHA!!!

Excellent!

Flesh · 06-07-2003, 09:13 AM

GoldenOuroboros · 06-09-2003, 07:05 PM

ow... I remember that one

Stiltzkin · 06-09-2003, 09:03 PM

LOL. This one was actually funny *wipes away tear*. What a doltz. You'd think the hormones would kick in just by taking a look at that piece of tail

Mitzkrieg · 06-09-2003, 10:11 PM

shit, after jane recovers from that kick, tarzan will get worse than a sting from a bee!!

bravo49 · 06-10-2003, 02:18 AM

Silly Tarzan

ratbastid · 06-10-2003, 12:47 PM

Hey, he's a careful guy! How many of us have just jammed it in there without checking for bees first? Hunh? Hunh!?

Baddflash · 06-11-2003, 07:02 PM

You'd think that tree might chaffe alittle?? Maybe he used honey to lube it up???

Midlandmadman · 06-12-2003, 05:01 AM

I know the version where tarzan uses a tree branch to check in the hole for bees........ I think jane got off lucky with a kick!

Brewmaniac · 06-12-2003, 07:44 AM

Funny stuff! Thanks

opentocomments · 06-12-2003, 12:42 PM

this years Animated Porno of the year Poke-a-Hotass followed closly by When Tarzan fucked Jane

RAMONES!!! · 06-12-2003, 09:49 PM

that was funny

Lloyd · 06-13-2003, 01:39 AM

hehehehehe

Classic

viveleroi0 · 06-13-2003, 01:55 PM

AWESOME!!!

That would be an interesting fanatasy though... jane teaching tarzan all about sex.

batm4n_23 · 06-14-2003, 06:56 PM

funny

Tickford · 08-09-2003, 08:33 PM

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied. Jane plained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, "Oh,... Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong,.... but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer, and then gave her a mighty kick right in the crotch! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed: "What did you do that for?" "Tarzan check for squirrel."

Regziever · 08-10-2003, 07:38 AM

Muahahaha... Really funny!

LittleOralAnnie · 08-10-2003, 05:46 PM

Heheh, Tarzan barking up wrong tree

egorey · 08-10-2003, 07:44 PM

had never considered checking for squirrels..

06-07-2003, 07:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	Me Tarzan - You Jane One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed to have sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree." Horrified, she said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and spread her legs. "Here," she said, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?" "Just checking for bees," said Tarzan.

06-07-2003, 08:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	HAHAHA!!! Excellent! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

06-07-2003, 09:13 AM	#3 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	LMAO

06-09-2003, 07:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	ow... I remember that one __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

06-09-2003, 09:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	LOL. This one was actually funny wipes away tear. What a doltz. You'd think the hormones would kick in just by taking a look at that piece of tail __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-09-2003, 10:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mitzkrieg Insane	shit, after jane recovers from that kick, tarzan will get worse than a sting from a bee!!

06-10-2003, 02:18 AM	#7 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Silly Tarzan

06-10-2003, 12:47 PM	#8 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Hey, he's a careful guy! How many of us have just jammed it in there without checking for bees first? Hunh? Hunh!?

06-11-2003, 07:02 PM	#9 (permalink)
Baddflash Tilted Location: Great White North	You'd think that tree might chaffe alittle?? Maybe he used honey to lube it up???

06-12-2003, 05:01 AM	#10 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	I know the version where tarzan uses a tree branch to check in the hole for bees........ I think jane got off lucky with a kick! __________________ Its good to be back.

06-12-2003, 07:44 AM	#11 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Funny stuff! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

06-12-2003, 12:42 PM	#12 (permalink)
opentocomments Psycho Location: St. Louis	this years Animated Porno of the year Poke-a-Hotass followed closly by When Tarzan fucked Jane __________________ How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?

06-12-2003, 09:49 PM	#13 (permalink)
RAMONES!!! _-_---_-_	that was funny __________________ Come on

06-13-2003, 01:39 AM	#14 (permalink)
Lloyd Tilted	hehehehehe Classic

06-13-2003, 01:55 PM	#15 (permalink)
viveleroi0 Psycho Location: Oregon	AWESOME!!! That would be an interesting fanatasy though... jane teaching tarzan all about sex. __________________ "It's not that I don't understand, it's that I don't care" - Homer Simpson

06-14-2003, 06:56 PM	#16 (permalink)
batm4n_23 Addict	funny

08-10-2003, 07:38 AM	#18 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Muahahaha... Really funny! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-09-2003, 08:33 PM	#17 (permalink)
Tickford Insane Location: Australia	Tarzan and Jane When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied. Jane plained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, "Oh,... Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong,.... but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer, and then gave her a mighty kick right in the crotch! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed: "What did you do that for?" "Tarzan check for squirrel." __________________ Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. Samuel Goldwyn

08-10-2003, 05:46 PM	#19 (permalink)
LittleOralAnnie Banned	Heheh, Tarzan barking up wrong tree

08-10-2003, 07:44 PM	#20 (permalink)
egorey Crazy	had never considered checking for squirrels..