Pierre The Fighter Pilot
 

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for
pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is
in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says,"Pierre, kiss me!"

Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.

"What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie.

"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!"

She smiles and they start kissing. Things began to heat up a little and
Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it
on her breasts.

"Pierre! What are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie.

"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!"

She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things really
steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me much
lower!"

Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in
her lap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire.

Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine. Standing waist deep, Marie
throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE
HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?"

Our 'hero' stands and says definitely, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot!
If I go down, I go down in flames!"

:lol: :crazy:

great

Golden Olden

LOL!!!!


That was great!

rofl, funny

How 'bout them French!

Good stuff!

HAHA!

roflmao

Heh heh. That's bloody great.

very clever one. thanks

Most amusing. Thanks for posting. I can't
wait to entertain my few remaining friends
with this one.

That's a new one. Great.

a joke i havent heard before. definately a keeper.

New to me, very funny.

sorry for the dissent but . . . lacking

love you tho don't think i'm an asshole

love it

Clever, but everyone knows that there's no such thing as a brave French fighter pilot! LOL!

Fuck the French... especially the cute ones!

Thats great

hhaha, those french jokes

Clever :)

The Darker Fire Within

I love to make fun of the Frog. Good joke. Thanks