Reese

This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand onto her pussy. "Put your finger in me..." she asks him. So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning. "Put two fingers in...", she says. So in goes another one. She's really starting to get worked up when she says, "Put your whole hand in!". The guy's like, "Ok!". So he has his entire hand in, when she says moaning aloud "Put both your hands inside of me!!!". So the guy puts both of his hands in! "Now clap your hands..." commands the girl. "I can't", says the guy. The girl looks at him and says "See, I told you I had a tight pussy!"

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Moyaboy

That wasn't all that funny.

Sorry.

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Toaster126

Ditto. But I'm not sorry.

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Cynthetiq

I always chuckle at that joke.

Makes me think of fisting pics and vids, and I always caption them with, "Did I leave my keys in there?"

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Redlemon

Still pictures of fisting always look wrong to me. Not because of how much the recipient can fit in the appropriate orifice -- it's that the fister looks like an amputee.

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SirLance

I must be a sick bastard, it made me laugh.

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