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nrclark · 05-08-2006, 02:00 PM

An old farmer in Kansas had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned. "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Temporary_User · 05-08-2006, 04:01 PM

haha, good stuff.
witty farmer...
But if I was to read into the joke too much, I would think that these girls have swam in the pond before.

SirLance · 05-08-2006, 05:28 PM

repost...

linky

nrclark · 05-08-2006, 05:55 PM

OOPS! ... my bad

LoganSnake · 05-08-2006, 09:13 PM

Dude, that was over a year ago. I'm sure new members who have joined in that time haven't seen it.

Delvid · 05-11-2006, 01:40 PM

I liked it both times. Good joke.

newtx · 05-11-2006, 02:43 PM

Wasn't around for the first one. Thanx for posting. I enjoyed that. Kind of makes me wish I were an old farmer.

Plaid13 · 05-19-2006, 06:42 PM

Hahahaha thats great!

05-08-2006, 02:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
nrclark Tilted Location: Canada	The old farmer An old farmer in Kansas had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned. "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

05-08-2006, 05:28 PM	#3 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	repost... linky __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

05-08-2006, 09:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	Dude, that was over a year ago. I'm sure new members who have joined in that time haven't seen it. __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

05-08-2006, 04:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
Temporary_User Psycho	haha, good stuff. witty farmer... But if I was to read into the joke too much, I would think that these girls have swam in the pond before.

05-08-2006, 05:55 PM	#4 (permalink)
nrclark Tilted Location: Canada	OOPS! ... my bad

05-11-2006, 01:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	I liked it both times. Good joke.

05-11-2006, 02:43 PM	#7 (permalink)
newtx Addict	Wasn't around for the first one. Thanx for posting. I enjoyed that. Kind of makes me wish I were an old farmer.

05-19-2006, 06:42 PM	#8 (permalink)
Plaid13 I want a Plaid crayon	Hahahaha thats great!