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Brewmaniac · 08-08-2006, 05:39 PM

The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

Willravel · 08-08-2006, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Brewmaniac

The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

A few of mine do that too. Very, very cool stuff. I wish I had the same thing for my produce at home.

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Originally Posted by Brewmaniac

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

Strange, but worth a laugh. At least it doesn't smell like cows.

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Originally Posted by Brewmaniac

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

Is it like an aerosol spray or something? Maybe like an air freshener for a car?

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Originally Posted by Brewmaniac

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

HAHAHA!!! Well played.

Redlemon · 08-09-2006, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by willravel

HAHAHA!!! Well played.

Truly. It went from "cool", to "interesting", to "hmm, that's a bit weird", to "Oh! That's funny!"

MageB420666 · 08-09-2006, 07:01 PM

Yeah, Kroger's has started going a bit overboard....

Daniel_ · 08-10-2006, 12:33 PM

Love it.

Well done.

SirLance · 08-10-2006, 03:08 PM

I wonder what happens near the "feminine hygene products..."

Brewmaniac · 08-10-2006, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SirLance

I wonder what happens near the "feminine hygene products..."

Oh, don't go there Sir, please!

roadkill · 08-11-2006, 12:51 AM

I bet the drink section would be a riot.

08-08-2006, 05:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	New High Tech Grocery Store The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn. I don't buy toilet paper there any more. __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

08-09-2006, 07:01 PM	#4 (permalink)
MageB420666 <Insert wise statement here> Location: Hell if I know	Yeah, Kroger's has started going a bit overboard.... __________________ Apathy: The best outlook this side of I don't give a damn.

08-10-2006, 12:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	Love it. Well done. __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

08-10-2006, 03:08 PM	#6 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	I wonder what happens near the "feminine hygene products..." __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-11-2006, 12:51 AM	#8 (permalink)
roadkill Insane	I bet the drink section would be a riot.