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maleficent · 04-11-2006, 04:46 AM

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.

The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people unbelievably happy."

The_Jazz · 04-11-2006, 05:31 AM

Only 56 million? That seems low to me....

Dilbert1234567 · 04-11-2006, 07:21 PM

try 6 billion people...

Memnoch · 04-18-2006, 12:38 PM

56 million was the number of people who voted for Kerry...

Artsemis · 04-21-2006, 02:20 AM

56 Million was the number in the original joke which involved Clinton and Hillary.

04-11-2006, 04:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	three men in a plane George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy." The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy." The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people unbelievably happy." __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

04-11-2006, 05:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Only 56 million? That seems low to me.... __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

04-11-2006, 07:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	try 6 billion people... __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

04-18-2006, 12:38 PM	#4 (permalink)
Memnoch Insane Location: Land of milk and honey - Wisconsin	56 million was the number of people who voted for Kerry... __________________ Doing my best not to end up like Kathleen Chang.

04-21-2006, 02:20 AM	#5 (permalink)
Artsemis Insane Location: West Virginia	56 Million was the number in the original joke which involved Clinton and Hillary. __________________ - Artsemis ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There are two keys to being the best: 1.) Never tell everything you know