The Chicken or the Egg
 

The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.

The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".

The chicken says: "Oh my God! A talking Egg!"

mmm dirty minds.

LoL, Now I know what to tell people when they ask me that question. :)