nrclark

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers on the porch.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkins, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper.
"Well tell me now! Did you find her?" Wilkins shouted.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Wilkins said, "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay." "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkins. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up she had twelve 25-pound king crabs and six good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her body."
Stunned, Wilkins demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"
The trooper replied, "We're pulling her up again tomorow."

Daniel_

Sick, but funny.

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
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ryfo

pmsl that is just so funny, i cant believe i am laughing so much...thankyou

qweds

yeah that's funny. i think i'm going to hell for that, ya know, if not for anything else

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tim(mah)

Gatorade Frost

I prefer to get my crabs in another way.

Funny joke, though.

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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips