maleficent

A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being
watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him
intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget
drags a small stepladder up next to him,climbs it,and proceeds
to admire his privates at close range.

"Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I
have ever seen!"

Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to
move away.

"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little
fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."

Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it,
he obliges the request.The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip
on the man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll
jump off the ladder!"

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sbscout

as a guy, I suppose I should be offended by that one, but as a guy, I can still see it happening!

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Always question authority... it'll keep the bastards on their toes!

Bill O'Rights

As a guy, I can't see it happening. But, as a guy, I can definataly feel his pain.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

Daniel_

that is the best midget/testicle fondling joke I have EVER heard

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
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The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
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Topper

i dont let anyone hang onto my goods... period...

funny stuff!

Marvelous Marv

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