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maleficent 04-03-2006 08:21 AM

Nice Balls...
 
A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being
watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him
intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget
drags a small stepladder up next to him,climbs it,and proceeds
to admire his privates at close range.

"Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I
have ever seen!"

Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to
move away.

"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little
fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."

Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it,
he obliges the request.The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip
on the man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll
jump off the ladder!"

sbscout 04-03-2006 09:07 AM

as a guy, I suppose I should be offended by that one, but as a guy, I can still see it happening! :)

Bill O'Rights 04-03-2006 10:15 AM

As a guy, I can't see it happening. But, as a guy, I can definataly feel his pain. :)

Daniel_ 04-03-2006 11:37 AM

that is the best midget/testicle fondling joke I have EVER heard

Topper 04-03-2006 11:41 AM

i dont let anyone hang onto my goods... period... :D

funny stuff!

Marvelous Marv 04-03-2006 06:32 PM

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y25...er/bigones.jpg


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