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Nice Balls...
A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being
watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him,climbs it,and proceeds to admire his privates at close range. "Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!" Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away. "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them." Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder!" |
as a guy, I suppose I should be offended by that one, but as a guy, I can still see it happening! :)
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As a guy, I can't see it happening. But, as a guy, I can definataly feel his pain. :)
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that is the best midget/testicle fondling joke I have EVER heard
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i dont let anyone hang onto my goods... period... :D
funny stuff! |
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