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06-05-2003, 11:15 AM
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will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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Beaver Hunting
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considers his question for a minute and says, "I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella rather than his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his umbrella and went, 'Bang, bang', and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think about that?" The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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06-05-2003, 12:40 PM
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Psycho
Location: portland, or
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that was good, poor old guy....
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06-05-2003, 07:26 PM
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Psycho
Location: St. Louis
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thats a new one to me ill have to tell that to my dad he is going on a fishing/hunting trip with all his friend so starile jokes are funny to them because they are at that point now and he is hunting.
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