Beaver Hunting
 

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considers his question for a minute and says, "I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella rather than his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his umbrella and went, 'Bang, bang', and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think about that?" The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

That's one of the funniest ones ive heard lately... awesome!

A favorite classic.

that was good, poor old guy....

Rofl, great joke

Thats Great:lol:

never heard it before, but very very funny!

Good one!

thats a new one to me ill have to tell that to my dad he is going on a fishing/hunting trip with all his friend so starile jokes are funny to them because they are at that point now and he is hunting.

very funny joke!

Now that's a good one

classic!

Hehehe, funny one, thanks man.