Sex
 

Bob calls in to work one morning and says, "Hey, boss I can't work today. I'm really sick." The boss says, "You know, Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Bob calls, "Boss, I did what you said and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got a nice house."

LOL

getting better justmike...keep it up

lol

Fu Fu Fu Funny.... i think i have seen this one before... Still funny...

good one.. to bad my boss is old ..lol

that's funny!

Good one )

This was on the last board but it was an Asian calling in sick. That made it 3.295 times funnier. This one is still good though.

hehehe, heard it on last TFP, but it is indeed a classic.

Classic.

good one

I just told it to my boss - why didn't he laugh??

Hah, yeah i don't think my boss would find it too humorous either :p

i think i'll try that