One for the men...
 

New University courses available for Women at the U of C (University of
Chauvinism)

Women think they already know everything, but wait; training courses are now
available for women on the following subjects.

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Actually making deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the bathroom Cabinet too.
6.Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7.Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the first
8.Communication Skills II: Getting What you Want Without nagging
9.Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
10. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before.
16. Cooking I: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking II: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . .. . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women notice

Please register immediately as courses are expected to be in great
demand...

LOL... that is awesome! Although my wife never admits it, we fit that perfectly!

how true!!

Muhahahahahah! Excellent!

Very very funny Minx! :d

Nice piece of traitorship Minx!

I would gladly pay for the courses if my g/f would go!

glad

intro to parking. sounds like a worthwhile class!

10. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both


this one cracked me up........... I have to put gas in my wifes car every time I use it.

When do I get to use it????

When she wants me to go get the oil changed in it.

Finally, something on this board that a man can enjoy! ;)

The ones about clothes are great. An ex once told me "It's not that I'm self-centered or shallow or anything, I just have to look better than everyone in the room"

My wife couldn't pass the entrance exam